Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Platypus Everyone!
Wei Xuan says:
*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!
*=D
' azazylix. says:
*MERR PLATYPUS
**merry
Wei Xuan says:
*then i would merry spiny anteater you
*so we would both be merry mammals-that-lay-eggs
*=.=
*oh no.
*that was retarded
*=.=
' azazylix. says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!
*=D
' azazylix. says:
*MERR PLATYPUS
**merry
Wei Xuan says:
*then i would merry spiny anteater you
*so we would both be merry mammals-that-lay-eggs
*=.=
*oh no.
*that was retarded
*=.=
' azazylix. says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Another Christmas Present
Several thousand years ago, in the misty past, where land and time forgot, an advanced-thinking neolithic person jotted down 66 things in the future on his sparsely-decorated cave wall. While few people at that time could actually write, and it is doubtful whether any of you people can understand caveman gibberish, what our dear greatX10^12345678999999999998765432456786543 grandfather wrote is strangely prescient. Though the last few ones are a little strange.
Brought to you courtesy of babelfish.
1. I catch deer.
2. I catch walrus.
3. I die.
4. Confucius says something smart.
5. The Christians kill some Muslims.
6. The Muslims kill some Christians.
7. A eunuch from China sails south.
8. Aztecs predict the world will end in AD 2012.
9. Columbus rediscovers Cathay.
10. Venice sinks some more.
11. The Americans slaughter the British.
12. The British slaughter the Americans.
13. The Indians slaughter the British.
14. The British slaughter the Indians.
15. The Zulus slaughter the British.
16. The British slaughter the Zulus.
17. A Corsican slaughters the French.
18. The Russians slaughter the French.
19. The British slaughter the French.
20. The Germans slaughter the French.
21. The Phoneticians slaughter the French.
22. The Japanese slaughter the Russians.
23. The Martians slaughter the British.
24. The Cold slaughters the Martians.
25. A student slaughters the Austrians.
26. The Germans slaughter the French again.
27. The Germans slaughter the French again.
28. The Germans are about to slaughter the French again, but the American War ex Machina slaughters the Germans.
29. The Americans say 'peace', run away, and their president kicks the bucket.
30. Chairman Mao, the 23rd incarnation of Skittles, is born.
31. The Americans screw up the world's finances.
32. The Germans slaughter the Polish.
33. The Germans slaughter the French.
34. The Germans slaughter the British.
35. The Russians slaughter the Germans.
36. The British slaughter the Germans.
37. The Americans slaughter the Germans.
38. President Wheelchair finally kicks it in his fourth term.
39. The Austrian corporal kicks it too.
40. The Vietnamese slaughter the French.
41. The Vietnamese slaughter the Americans.
42. The Vietnamese slaughter each other.
43. The Vietnamese slaughter the Chinese.
44. The Vietnamese slaughter the rest of Indochina.
45. The Russians slaughter everyone around them; except
46. Some turbaned people which slaughter them.
47. The Cold War ends; Global Warming begins.
48. The Second Impact impacts.
49. Turbaned and bearded demolition crews make a mistake in New York.
50. The Americans get slaughtered by the turbaned people who slaughtered the Russians.
51. The British slaughter Japan; they rename it Area 11.
52. Some whiny tit of a boy saves humanity from turning into orange juice.
53. We actually get a treaty on how to solve climate change!
54. President Obama rides on demigod status to ascend to his 57th term and makes the 1000093842th amendment to the UN charter.
55. ZAFT vessels are sighted in orbit around earth; Japanese Ex Machina Mechas slaughter them.
56. The Elites join forces with the UNSC to wipe out the Brutes and the Flood.
57. Luke Skywalker destroys the death star; he later brings Balance to the Force.
58. Stephanie Meyer writes another twilight novel.
59. In the grim future of the 41st Millennium, there is only Frik.
60. The Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy is written.
61. The Vampires! They're Everywhere!
62. Then I Saw A Beast Come Out Of The Sea; It Had Seventy-Seven heads, And Each One Had A Crown Atop Its Head, And Each Crown Had Seventy Seven Jewels, Each One Symbolizing Seventy-Seven Sins.
63. Fourth Impact impacts.
64. Utopia is achieved.
65. Hell Freezes Over.
66. Somebody actually wins Heli Attack 2.
Brought to you courtesy of babelfish.
1. I catch deer.
2. I catch walrus.
3. I die.
4. Confucius says something smart.
5. The Christians kill some Muslims.
6. The Muslims kill some Christians.
7. A eunuch from China sails south.
8. Aztecs predict the world will end in AD 2012.
9. Columbus rediscovers Cathay.
10. Venice sinks some more.
11. The Americans slaughter the British.
12. The British slaughter the Americans.
13. The Indians slaughter the British.
14. The British slaughter the Indians.
15. The Zulus slaughter the British.
16. The British slaughter the Zulus.
17. A Corsican slaughters the French.
18. The Russians slaughter the French.
19. The British slaughter the French.
20. The Germans slaughter the French.
21. The Phoneticians slaughter the French.
22. The Japanese slaughter the Russians.
23. The Martians slaughter the British.
24. The Cold slaughters the Martians.
25. A student slaughters the Austrians.
26. The Germans slaughter the French again.
27. The Germans slaughter the French again.
28. The Germans are about to slaughter the French again, but the American War ex Machina slaughters the Germans.
29. The Americans say 'peace', run away, and their president kicks the bucket.
30. Chairman Mao, the 23rd incarnation of Skittles, is born.
31. The Americans screw up the world's finances.
32. The Germans slaughter the Polish.
33. The Germans slaughter the French.
34. The Germans slaughter the British.
35. The Russians slaughter the Germans.
36. The British slaughter the Germans.
37. The Americans slaughter the Germans.
38. President Wheelchair finally kicks it in his fourth term.
39. The Austrian corporal kicks it too.
40. The Vietnamese slaughter the French.
41. The Vietnamese slaughter the Americans.
42. The Vietnamese slaughter each other.
43. The Vietnamese slaughter the Chinese.
44. The Vietnamese slaughter the rest of Indochina.
45. The Russians slaughter everyone around them; except
46. Some turbaned people which slaughter them.
47. The Cold War ends; Global Warming begins.
48. The Second Impact impacts.
49. Turbaned and bearded demolition crews make a mistake in New York.
50. The Americans get slaughtered by the turbaned people who slaughtered the Russians.
51. The British slaughter Japan; they rename it Area 11.
52. Some whiny tit of a boy saves humanity from turning into orange juice.
53. We actually get a treaty on how to solve climate change!
54. President Obama rides on demigod status to ascend to his 57th term and makes the 1000093842th amendment to the UN charter.
55. ZAFT vessels are sighted in orbit around earth; Japanese Ex Machina Mechas slaughter them.
56. The Elites join forces with the UNSC to wipe out the Brutes and the Flood.
57. Luke Skywalker destroys the death star; he later brings Balance to the Force.
58. Stephanie Meyer writes another twilight novel.
59. In the grim future of the 41st Millennium, there is only Frik.
60. The Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy is written.
61. The Vampires! They're Everywhere!
62. Then I Saw A Beast Come Out Of The Sea; It Had Seventy-Seven heads, And Each One Had A Crown Atop Its Head, And Each Crown Had Seventy Seven Jewels, Each One Symbolizing Seventy-Seven Sins.
63. Fourth Impact impacts.
64. Utopia is achieved.
65. Hell Freezes Over.
66. Somebody actually wins Heli Attack 2.
Christmas present! Though you may not like it
推背图，a series of artwork and writings done during the Tang Dynasty by 2 Taoists(is that the term? heck, 道士）foretelling the history of China. Note that its not just the Tang Dynasty alone, but that of China!
http://www.jjlm.com/c09.htm
Site for the paintings with annotations done during the qing dynasty by a famous scholar. In ancient Chinese though(the writings not the site)... i suggest you be mentally prepared to do a lot of baiduing, but heck, its really worth it.
If you know the history of China well, you will be amazed, even freaked out at how accurate the sayings are.
Anyway, here is a list of the events foretold in the series. The events are accurate up to 40+, the rest are yet to be seen. Note that this list is compiled by some author and the last few may not be so accurate(they sound as if they were made up), but the first 40 definitely are.
第一象 给历史搓搓背
第二象 大唐二十帝的预言
第三象 武则天大周代唐的预言
第四象 张柬之夺回李唐政权的预言
第五象 杨贵妃马嵬之变的预言
第六象 郭子仪重振大唐的预言
第七象 吐蕃部落入寇中原的预言
第八象 李希烈祸乱大唐的预言
第九象 黄巢起义的预言
第十象 朱温篡唐的预言
第十一象 戏子皇帝后唐庄宗之死
第十二象 儿皇帝石敬瑭割幽州的预言
第十三象 后周郭威君临天下的预言
第十四象 五代十国的预言
第十五象 五代割据者们的预言
第十六象 赵匡胤一统天下的预言
第十七象 宋真宗亲征澶渊的预言
第十八象 刘太后狸猫换太子的预言
第十九象 王安石变法及西北丧师的预言
第二十象 权臣蔡京父子乱政的预言
第二十一象 徽钦二帝被掳及宋室南迁的预言
第二十二象 秦桧专权与岳飞死难的预言
第二十三象 贾似道误国灭宋的预言
第二十四象 南宋灭亡的预言
第二十五象 元朝开国的预言
第二十六象 元顺帝淫失江山的预言
第二十七象 朱元璋称帝的预言
第二十八象 明成祖朱棣篡位的预言
第二十九象 宣宗三杨中兴的预言
第三十象 土木堡惊变及英宗复辟的预言
第三十一象 魏忠贤乱政祸国的预言
第三十二象 李自成倾覆大明王朝的预言
第三十三象 满清入主中原的预言
第三十四象 太平天国起义的预言
第三十五象 英法联军直逼北京火烧颐和园的预言
第三十六象 慈禧弄权祸国的预言
第三十七象 三千年帝制被推翻的预言
第三十八象 第一次世界大战爆发的预言
第三十九象 八年抗日及日本投降的预言
第四十象 中华人民共和国建国及两岸关系的预言
第四十一蒙“文革”的预言
第四十二象 中国重新回到世界与中美建交的预言
第四十三象 “文革”结束及中国改革开放的预言
第四十四象 中国经济复苏并成为世界经济大国的预言
第四十五象 中国称雄亚洲与日本挑衅失败的预言
第四十六象 野心科学家征服世界失败的预言
第四十七象 人类社会高度文明时代的预言
第四十八象 外太空文明入侵的预言
第四十九象 核大战后之后文明倒退的预言
第五十象 资源极度匮乏时代战争预言
第五十一象 新女娲时代来临的预言
第五十二象 危机后时代人类升平之治的预言
第五十三象 中华古文明再度崛起于世界东方的预言
第五十四象 中华文化吐故纳新的未来时代预言
第五十五象 新东瀛文化的兴起与衰落的预言
第五十六象 海洋文明及异种人兴起的预言
第五十七象 人类重新控制局面并反省自我过失的预言
第五十八象 新危机时代来临的预言
第五十九象 人类进化到大脑联网时代的预言
第六十象 终极循环的预言
In fact i am thinking of forming a SIG next year to study this. I am starting to doubt if there are more things between heaven and earth.
PS Anderson the last one sound like human instrumentality project.
http://www.jjlm.com/c09.htm
Site for the paintings with annotations done during the qing dynasty by a famous scholar. In ancient Chinese though(the writings not the site)... i suggest you be mentally prepared to do a lot of baiduing, but heck, its really worth it.
If you know the history of China well, you will be amazed, even freaked out at how accurate the sayings are.
Anyway, here is a list of the events foretold in the series. The events are accurate up to 40+, the rest are yet to be seen. Note that this list is compiled by some author and the last few may not be so accurate(they sound as if they were made up), but the first 40 definitely are.
第一象 给历史搓搓背
第二象 大唐二十帝的预言
第三象 武则天大周代唐的预言
第四象 张柬之夺回李唐政权的预言
第五象 杨贵妃马嵬之变的预言
第六象 郭子仪重振大唐的预言
第七象 吐蕃部落入寇中原的预言
第八象 李希烈祸乱大唐的预言
第九象 黄巢起义的预言
第十象 朱温篡唐的预言
第十一象 戏子皇帝后唐庄宗之死
第十二象 儿皇帝石敬瑭割幽州的预言
第十三象 后周郭威君临天下的预言
第十四象 五代十国的预言
第十五象 五代割据者们的预言
第十六象 赵匡胤一统天下的预言
第十七象 宋真宗亲征澶渊的预言
第十八象 刘太后狸猫换太子的预言
第十九象 王安石变法及西北丧师的预言
第二十象 权臣蔡京父子乱政的预言
第二十一象 徽钦二帝被掳及宋室南迁的预言
第二十二象 秦桧专权与岳飞死难的预言
第二十三象 贾似道误国灭宋的预言
第二十四象 南宋灭亡的预言
第二十五象 元朝开国的预言
第二十六象 元顺帝淫失江山的预言
第二十七象 朱元璋称帝的预言
第二十八象 明成祖朱棣篡位的预言
第二十九象 宣宗三杨中兴的预言
第三十象 土木堡惊变及英宗复辟的预言
第三十一象 魏忠贤乱政祸国的预言
第三十二象 李自成倾覆大明王朝的预言
第三十三象 满清入主中原的预言
第三十四象 太平天国起义的预言
第三十五象 英法联军直逼北京火烧颐和园的预言
第三十六象 慈禧弄权祸国的预言
第三十七象 三千年帝制被推翻的预言
第三十八象 第一次世界大战爆发的预言
第三十九象 八年抗日及日本投降的预言
第四十象 中华人民共和国建国及两岸关系的预言
第四十一蒙“文革”的预言
第四十二象 中国重新回到世界与中美建交的预言
第四十三象 “文革”结束及中国改革开放的预言
第四十四象 中国经济复苏并成为世界经济大国的预言
第四十五象 中国称雄亚洲与日本挑衅失败的预言
第四十六象 野心科学家征服世界失败的预言
第四十七象 人类社会高度文明时代的预言
第四十八象 外太空文明入侵的预言
第四十九象 核大战后之后文明倒退的预言
第五十象 资源极度匮乏时代战争预言
第五十一象 新女娲时代来临的预言
第五十二象 危机后时代人类升平之治的预言
第五十三象 中华古文明再度崛起于世界东方的预言
第五十四象 中华文化吐故纳新的未来时代预言
第五十五象 新东瀛文化的兴起与衰落的预言
第五十六象 海洋文明及异种人兴起的预言
第五十七象 人类重新控制局面并反省自我过失的预言
第五十八象 新危机时代来临的预言
第五十九象 人类进化到大脑联网时代的预言
第六十象 终极循环的预言
In fact i am thinking of forming a SIG next year to study this. I am starting to doubt if there are more things between heaven and earth.
PS Anderson the last one sound like human instrumentality project.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Whusttat > <
Sec 3 so cuute xD
btw can someone with lots of time on their hands (hint hint) can help to upload our class photo on the blog? Bao Ju wants it :D
Will be back in SG later than expected
but still...
"I'll be back!" Arnold Schwarzenegger, aka the Terminator/Governor
whee
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help plox! Anyone any idea wat our JC books are? Parents nagging for me to start studying alrdy! Bloody SEAB closed their book list so i cant access them. Can any kind soul pls help? The lich king owes you a favor if u do! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Don't Touch!
Liyu says:
*=D
*btw
*is there le class chalet?
*or gathering
' joel says:
*we do go out
' joel says:
*but now they all going overseasssss
*><
*with
Liyu says:
*O.o
*with?
' joel says:
*taiwan girlfriendds!
*lawl
Liyu says:
*WTFWTFWTWFWTFSTWFSWTFS
*dun touch my sister!
*RAWR
-slaps-
' joel says:
*you have one?
Liyu says:
*no
' joel says:
*thought not
Liyu says:
*that's precisely why
*:D
*knvm
*lalalala
' joel says:
*lawl
*i can't touch her then
*=D
*btw
*is there le class chalet?
*or gathering
' joel says:
*we do go out
' joel says:
*but now they all going overseasssss
*><
*with
Liyu says:
*O.o
*with?
' joel says:
*taiwan girlfriendds!
*lawl
Liyu says:
*WTFWTFWTWFWTFSTWFSWTFS
*dun touch my sister!
*RAWR
-slaps-
' joel says:
*you have one?
Liyu says:
*no
' joel says:
*thought not
Liyu says:
*that's precisely why
*:D
*knvm
*lalalala
' joel says:
*lawl
*i can't touch her then
Monday, December 14, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
what should i call this?
http://220.170.79.105/html/ent/20091207/61472.html
english, chinese sub, no ads
english, chinese sub, no ads
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